Comments on: ASK PROFESSOR CUCKOO! http://www.dharbin.com/blog/ask-professor-cuckoo/ :: COMICS BY DUSTIN HARBIN Tue, 08 May 2012 19:22:22 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: carolyn main http://www.dharbin.com/blog/ask-professor-cuckoo/comment-page-1/#comment-1766 carolyn main Sun, 24 Jan 2010 22:14:01 +0000 http://www.dharbin.com/blog/?p=728#comment-1766 Why doesn't everybody want to be their ideal self's? Why wont somebody go buy me beers and candy RIGHT NOW. Why doesn't everybody want to be their ideal self's? Why wont somebody go buy me beers and candy RIGHT NOW.

]]> By: Jordan Shiveley http://www.dharbin.com/blog/ask-professor-cuckoo/comment-page-1/#comment-1765 Jordan Shiveley Fri, 22 Jan 2010 04:38:51 +0000 http://www.dharbin.com/blog/?p=728#comment-1765 Dear Professor Cuckoo, Will my parents ever come home? I have eaten all the cereal. Love, Jordan Dear Professor Cuckoo,

Will my parents ever come home? I have eaten all the cereal.

Love,
Jordan

]]> By: Justin http://www.dharbin.com/blog/ask-professor-cuckoo/comment-page-1/#comment-1764 Justin Wed, 20 Jan 2010 18:07:13 +0000 http://www.dharbin.com/blog/?p=728#comment-1764 Prof. Cuckoo, I am living in a new city where I don't fully speak the language. My closest friends are far away and my relationship recently ended. How do I make friends? How do I meet people? Sincerely, Justin Prof. Cuckoo,

I am living in a new city where I don't fully speak the language. My closest friends are far away and my relationship recently ended. How do I make friends? How do I meet people?

Sincerely,
Justin

]]> By: DHARBIN! http://www.dharbin.com/blog/ask-professor-cuckoo/comment-page-1/#comment-1763 DHARBIN! Tue, 19 Jan 2010 20:11:31 +0000 http://www.dharbin.com/blog/?p=728#comment-1763 Getting better guys, getting better! Getting better guys, getting better!

]]> By: Neil http://www.dharbin.com/blog/ask-professor-cuckoo/comment-page-1/#comment-1762 Neil Tue, 19 Jan 2010 19:54:44 +0000 http://www.dharbin.com/blog/?p=728#comment-1762 Professor Cuckoo, Could you please explain the ecological purpose of the platypus. Thank you. Neil (Mostly I want to see Dustin draw platypuses...... or is it platypi?) Dear Professor Cuckoo....... Professor Cuckoo,

Could you please explain the ecological purpose of the platypus. Thank you.

Neil

(Mostly I want to see Dustin draw platypuses…… or is it platypi?)

Dear Professor Cuckoo…….

]]> By: Ryan R. http://www.dharbin.com/blog/ask-professor-cuckoo/comment-page-1/#comment-1761 Ryan R. Tue, 19 Jan 2010 18:33:02 +0000 http://www.dharbin.com/blog/?p=728#comment-1761 Professor Cuckoo: What is the exact color of the sky? Which is the best flavor of ice cream, objectively? Are plaid socks more comfortable than plain socks? Which insects are the best at reading? What is the ideal verbal and physical greeting between two strangers? What type of music is the least offensive? Most offensive? What type of odor is the least offensive? Most offensive? What type of person is the least offensive? Most offensive? Thank you for your time. Ryan R. Professor Cuckoo:

What is the exact color of the sky?

Which is the best flavor of ice cream, objectively?

Are plaid socks more comfortable than plain socks?

Which insects are the best at reading?

What is the ideal verbal and physical greeting between two strangers?

What type of music is the least offensive? Most offensive?

What type of odor is the least offensive? Most offensive?

What type of person is the least offensive? Most offensive?

Thank you for your time.

Ryan R.

]]> By: Naseem http://www.dharbin.com/blog/ask-professor-cuckoo/comment-page-1/#comment-1760 Naseem Tue, 19 Jan 2010 18:29:31 +0000 http://www.dharbin.com/blog/?p=728#comment-1760 Dear Professor Cuckoo, If you were a piece of fruit in a fruit bowl, which piece of fruit would you be? Why? Naseem Dear Professor Cuckoo,

If you were a piece of fruit in a fruit bowl, which piece of fruit would you be? Why?

Naseem

]]> By: ninebucks http://www.dharbin.com/blog/ask-professor-cuckoo/comment-page-1/#comment-1759 ninebucks Tue, 19 Jan 2010 18:27:00 +0000 http://www.dharbin.com/blog/?p=728#comment-1759 Dear Prof, Where do babies come from? Is it Spain? Dear Prof,

Where do babies come from? Is it Spain?

]]> By: DHARBIN! http://www.dharbin.com/blog/ask-professor-cuckoo/comment-page-1/#comment-1758 DHARBIN! Tue, 19 Jan 2010 10:46:53 +0000 http://www.dharbin.com/blog/?p=728#comment-1758 Wow! I can't believe all these posts. Although guys--there are not that many usable questions here. Professor Cuckoo is a brilliant... something, but even he can't make hay out of most of these suggestions. Although Andy's questions are pretty good, there are a couple of possibles in there. Thanks for all the input! Wow! I can't believe all these posts. Although guys–there are not that many usable questions here. Professor Cuckoo is a brilliant… something, but even he can't make hay out of most of these suggestions. Although Andy's questions are pretty good, there are a couple of possibles in there. Thanks for all the input!

]]> By: Mansell in Distress http://www.dharbin.com/blog/ask-professor-cuckoo/comment-page-1/#comment-1757 Mansell in Distress Tue, 19 Jan 2010 08:41:54 +0000 http://www.dharbin.com/blog/?p=728#comment-1757 Dear Prof: Is God Almighty so great and all-powerful that he can create a rock so big even He can't lift it? Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons? Why do drive thru ATMs have Braille? Who really won the 2000 election? and here's one for the grown-ups: What came first the chicken or the rooster? (Notice I didn't call the rooster a....never mind!!!) Finally-- where the heck is the Monday morning Comic????????? Dear Prof:

Is God Almighty so great and all-powerful that he can create a rock so big even He can't lift it?

Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?

Why do drive thru ATMs have Braille?

Who really won the 2000 election?

and here's one for the grown-ups:

What came first the chicken or the rooster? (Notice I didn't call the rooster a….never mind!!!)

Finally– where the heck is the Monday morning Comic?????????

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