Ah, science fiction. Or if you prefer, “speculative fiction.” Throughout the 20th century–and indeed, into this 21st century we are in the early midst of now–science fiction has provided a platform for the feverish and far-reaching imaginations of our most brilliant, often most socially awkward thinkers. And generally bearded, in any case.  The thinkers, I mean.

And now, into this long and glorious tradition, which includes names like Phillip K. Dick, Frank Herbert, and Jules Verne, I add my own. Witness my entry into this exciting new world, with the creation of a new world, one set in the future, one where humans can be cloned from their very DNA!! Now that your pulse is racing and your mind has been blown, I invite you to travel deep, deep, into the heart of time and space itself, where light itself is bent and broken under the awesome gravity of the universe’s center!

Witness: SUPERGENIUS IGNATIO ABELARD!!