I’m pretty sure I’ve told my Return of the Jedi story before, but that one for real works, I use it all the time. Not only that, beforehand I say, “You know what, I’m going to change the subject.” To which the conversationee invariably replies, “Well how can it work when you advertise it like that?” And then I say “my favorite Star Wars is Return of the Jedi” and they freak out. Every. Time.
PLOP!
i am sure that is not the mr and mrs pie pictured above as we would never have crap conversations that you would feel the need to sabotage unless of course it is about how you used to woo me with your poems