DHARBIN!

DIARY :: July 31, 2010 :: July, July

DHARBIN! — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 13:30:17 +0000

That was a good month, one of the best. I hope you guys had a good July too.

Oh! Also: today is my birthday! I’m now 36!

Oh! Also: today is Labor Day! So if you’re working, cut it out! And if you’re drinking, splash a little on the floor in my name. #foryourhomie

DIARY :: July 30, 2010 :: Fill-In: Convo Changeo

DHARBIN! — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 13:30:19 +0000

I’m pretty sure I’ve told my Return of the Jedi story before, but that one for real works, I use it all the time. Not only that, beforehand I say, “You know what, I’m going to change the subject.” To which the conversationee invariably replies, “Well how can it work when you advertise it like that?” And then I say “my favorite Star Wars is Return of the Jedi” and they freak out. Every. Time.

DIARY :: July 29, 2010 :: Sexy Date Talk

DHARBIN! — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 13:30:22 +0000

It’s a wonder I have ever been smooched, even once.

DIARY :: July 25-28, 2010 :: Catching Up Is Hard

DHARBIN! — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 13:30:37 +0000

I also feel like I have to explain why I want plastic bags at Trader Joe’s, like hippies will rappel down from the ceiling and tut-tut me if I prefer plastic over paper. Unfortunately, this always prompts the very nice Trader Joe’s clerks to ask a bunch of cutesie questions about what kind of dog I have, then talk about their dog, etc. Greatest fear.

DIARY :: July 24, 2010 :: A Deal With The Dharbin

DHARBIN! — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 13:30:05 +0000

Hate that dude.

DIARY :: July 22-23, 2010 :: Buddy Love/Entropy Always Wins

DHARBIN! — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 13:30:14 +0000

Man, I sure do love my dog, he’s like my little four-legged foul-breathed son. Damn but his breath be stankin though.

DIARY :: Tuesday, July 20, 2010 :: Idharbity Crisis/A Dream Within A zzzz

DHARBIN! — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 13:30:41 +0000

I know that (weirdly) I’m in the extreme minority in this, but I was shocked at how disappointing Inception was. Having everything explained to you in a movie about dreams is like having the chef come out and watch as you eat the soup. “Did you taste that? That was a little bit of celery there. It’s excellent, in case you’re wondering.”

ALSO: Did you notice this is the 200th of my diary strips? Well it is! Felicitations all around!

DIARY :: Monday, July 19, 2010 :: Tax Evasive

DHARBIN! — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 13:30:39 +0000

That shirt is gorgeous, and I look gorgeous in it. *smacks lips*

DIARY :: Thursday-Sunday, July 15-18, 2010 :: Four More Days!

DHARBIN! — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 13:30:52 +0000

J. Chris Campbell bet me I couldn’t get 1000 “fans” by the end of the year, but stipulated that I couldn’t talk about it on Facebook or Twitter, the two places I’m most active. Trickster! We’re working on changing the rules though. Do you know J. Chris? He’s a member of my gangsta comics family. #keepinitreal

DIARY :: Sunday-Wednesday, July 11-14, 2010 :: Four Days

DHARBIN! — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 13:30:56 +0000

By cracky I’m determined to get back on track, on schedule, on the beam! Not to mention I think these faster ones are more interesting. Who cares about a comic about a dude who works on a computer or at a drawing board all day? Dullllsssvillllle